Hey,
kids! Let's ride the Neil 'n' Bob Drunk Bus
Coming
to a neighborhood near YOU.
Too
cheap to buy a car? Tired of spending Saturday night in jail? Can't find a
designated driver? Can't afford another DUI? Tired of getting
tanked at the gas station?
Put Neil
'n' Bob in
the driver's seat while you get tanked in spartan comfort all night long.
The
Drunk Bus is
here to serve you on your bacchanalian revelry through the abyss of Berwick's
underbelly. Why should you stagger from Ted's Cafe to Crossroads when you
can ride in the style to which we intend to make you accustomed?
Why
persist in lurching and shambling around town in your drunkards walk when Neil
'n'
Bob's Drunk Bus can fulfill your drunken transportation needs. No need to
embarrass yourself by mooching rides from inebriated patrons or surly
bartenders.
Just
wait around a few minutes and the Drunk Bus will pull up to the bar door to take
you to a new drinking establishment with better beer and hotter babes at a
break-neck speed of 20mph!
The
Drunk Bus will do the wandering for you at a slow, ice cream truck speed,
touching down at every bar in town until way past closing. And the best part is
IT'S FREE!
With
regular stops to all the hot spots of Berwick, you can't afford NOT to use
this service.
Why
not make a night of it?
Got a hot date and no car?
NO
PROBLEMO!
Our
deluxe accommodations will transport you and your inebriated fantasy girl on a
non-stop bar to bar tour of beautiful downtown Berwick.
How
can we provide a high quality service, such as the Drunk Bus, and not charge you
a dime?
Well,
we'll tell you...
We
made a deal with the bar owners. They pay us to pour you into their
establishments and they pay us to sweep you the hell out. It's a
win-win-win situation.
So,
what are you waiting for? We'll fill up our tank and you fill up yours.
Our
friendly staff is here to serve you
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