God Save The Queen

 

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present Queen of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States and her own people. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

Whereas:

She has created the climate that allowed the Federal Reserve Board to suck dry the life blood of ordinary citizens and governments around the world while she herself has vastly profited from it:

She has installed a police state of fear and paranoia whereby cameras exist every 5 feet, surveying the lives of ordinary citizens and every move they make:

British citizens, through taxation, maintain the Queens opulent lifestyle and improve her stock portfolio on a daily basis, thus robbing the country of the resources that it has rightly earned for itself:

The Queen has used the status of the City of London as a separate city-state, along with The Vatican and Washington D.C. to centralize power without accountability:

For depriving her people in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For poisoning the population with airborne particulates by intense chemical, biological, and metallic particulates in the form of chemtrails causing respiratory illness, dimness and death.

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For imposing Taxes on her people without their Consent:

The Queen has forced her subjects to pay exorbitant amounts of money to watch television regardless of the quality of the content:

She has threatened to take over the world with weapons of mass destruction:

She ordered false flag operations against her own subjects to wage war on brown skinned people.

The Queen has forced her subjects to eat awful food while she, herself, dines in sumptuous elegance with a staff of hundreds of the best chefs the world has to offer:

 

Therefore:

We Hereby Propose Waging War On England,

 with the result that England either become the 51st state or a territory of The United States of America, where TV is free and the burgers flow like wine.

This fascist monarch has been terrorizing her many subjects far too long with incredibly high taxes, closed circuit cameras everywhere, and her constant meddling in other nations economic affairs, as if she were the ruler of the world.  She pulls strings as if she were the CEO of world government and all other heads of state were middle management lackeys.

The Revolutionary War was never finished.  We've been bluffed into thinking we won our independence July 4th 1776 but in actuality, the royal family made a few deals with our low-life politicians, drew up some contracts and the president is now a manager in the world company the Queen claims ownership to.  We intend to put a stop to that and we're starting with finishing our 18th century war with England first.

This war will be a walk in the park.  We just go to Buckingham Palace, knock a few red coats and butlers out of the way, who will show little to no resistance, and capture the Queen.  Checkmate.

Immediately, her vast assets will be turned over to the English people to rebuild their war torn nation.  They will be taught democracy, free elections, and encouraged to form their own government, free from despotic, royal, nepotistic barbarism.  The British citizens will each get a slice of the Queens economic and real estate pie, as economic incentive, to do with as they please.  Every citizen who requests it will also receive a Louisville Slugger for the purpose of smashing every closed circuit TV camera in the nation and to appreciate the great American pastime of baseball in the Buckingham Palace gardens.

Understanding how the Queen has never had to do for herself, she will continue to live in the palace, in the manner to which she has been accustomed, under certain conditions:  

1. She shall have no access to any computer, telephone or any kind of communication device aside from the palace intercom. 

2. She must be present for all palace tours between the hours of 9am and 5pm.

3. She can have anything on the menu, as much as she wants, anytime she wants.

4. She can leave the palace grounds with written approval only.

Aside from these few guidelines, she can have the run of the place. 

 

 

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

(We really mean it, man)

 

 

After this most noble mission is accomplished, we encourage every English, Irish, Welsh, and Scottish citizen to join our ranks for the next mission:

 

The Storming and Sacking of The Federal Reserve Banks and doing the same with Ben Bernanke and his Federal Reserve Board pirates.

 

 

 

sic semper tyrannis

 

 

 

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