D.A.R.E. My Derriere
"It is our wish and will that this State and this Reich shall endure in the millenniums to come. We can be happy in the knowledge that this future belongs to us completely. (applause) While the older generation could still waver, the younger generation has pledged itself to us and is ours, body and soul!"
We must fight against the rising tide of non-conformity.
Let's take a look at the '50's and what it means to Retro Bill and the D.A.R.E. community.
The '50's was a decade of pompadours, DA's, poodle skirts, black leather jackets, rock 'n roll, and conformity in the extreme and D.A.R.E. believes in this philosophy 100%, except for the pompadours, DA's, poodle skirts, black leather jackets, and rock 'n roll.
D.A.R.E. and their demonic half-sister, M.A.D.D. and their bastard spawn, S.A.D.D. are here to guide you every step of the way down the straight and narrow road to conformity, with Judeo-Christian guilt and police state fear tactics as their weapons of choice. Throw in some Retro Bill and suddenly it's hip to be square.
